I came across this forum by accident while looking online for local clinic that could take care of my new and unexpected unsightly swollen lower body part , So I thought I would stop by and say Hi to you guys here and see how long it takes for me to be banned , flamed or generally hated

. Ive now moved to Korat after 7 hazy years spent in Pattaya doing what divorced and fancy free blokes normally do , while in Patters I found the person of my dreams , the one who has changed my life , the one who knows how to genitally apply Tiger Balm with out making me smart , the one who after all this time still loves to call me Big Boy and means it ,so now we are together in Korat . Just me , Noi and her mum , cousin and some strange old woman who keeps taking things from the fridge .
Well now ive dipped my toe in this forum waters .
Well I must go now as I can hear the strange old woman trying to un do the new lock ive just fixed to the fridge door
Cheers - Frank